Bearded Ninjas

Are people really trying to argue that the door in titanic could support two people? 

Really?

Really?

“No, that’s wrong she could have made room, what a bitch.”

Right, never mind weight compensation, what he/ she weighed or the fact that they’re in sub zero temperatures at night, in the water.

“See, but if she really loved him she would’ve made room”

It’s not a fucking Jane Austen novel, two people are stuck, in arctic temperatures struggling to survive, not longing for each other from the opposite side of the goddammed table.

I never cease to be amazed at how fucking stupid members of our generation can be sometimes. Further supports why I hate that movie, with the passion of a 1,000 suns.